Last night we attended a party at Maxfields & as I was being introduced to someone I was attacked by Mary Kate Olsen. Ok maybe not attacked but she did bump into me from behind causing me to get a nice feel of the lovely young starlet.
Handhorseman's attorney discovered Rumsfelds performance at a Holiday Inn outside Chicago last Thursday. After his speech he was seen showing off his cannoball technique to a group of sterwardesses at the hotel pool.
Tokyo officials refuse to discuss the reasons, but it probably has something to do with Handhorsemans spinal fluid which leaked out during the exhibition. Thanks to Acco for the pictures.