What Is The Perfect Holiday Gift For An Alligator?

So What Ever Happened To Utica's Greatest Punk Band

NO FUCKER
in Los Angeles March 2008

Kirk,Richard,Mayumi & Myself went to see them in the valley in 2004
by the time the 45 min show was over My Nikon was destroyed, I received a six in slash in my calf
from a buck knife,got a black eye. Mayumi punched a girl in the neck, Richard threw some skinhead through a wall
which temporarily disconnected the power. Kirk bite off a piece of an ear from an asshole brazilian punk with a mohawk who
was fucking with him.
Great show.

Pokemon Finally Snaps

Since were on the subject of decapitation.

Decapitation Photographer Acco

Shandi & Red Jarvis Finally Reach Bagdad 5 Years After The War Started

That Asshole Hitler Reacting To The New Nikon D3X

For all my photographer friends

For All The Maguro Lovers Out There

Lovely Hollywood

George Thought He Might Get More Attention As A Blonde

You Won't Forget Pepino

Pompeii Italy 2006

Happy Thanksgiving 2008

Instead of the traditional Turkey dinner we will be enjoying
delicious mountain eggs on shovels!

My Friend From Tenneesse Tortures Me With Images Of The Best Barbecue Sandwich In The World

Even though the picture is small, I did manage to print out 9 copies & eat them all.

Thanks ynneb


Ridgewood Barbecue
900 Elizabethton Highway
Bluff City TN. 37618
423 538 7543

Anyone within a 5,000 mile radius should make the trip.
It will change your life for the better.

Best DVD Of Last Year: Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers

Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers : Runnin' Down A Dream
Best music documentary I've seen in 30 years.
One of America's best songwriters.
Coming in at 4 hours long, I easily saw it all in one sitting.
All my friends in Japan this is a must see.

This Is What Happened To Tim's Truck While He Was Climbing Everest

I wanted to post this picture because I know there are some of you out there that are thrilled by a filthy truck. Settle down.

Skippy In James Bond Movie "Quatum Of Solace"

We saw the movie & loved it. Great Bond film. Lots of action.
Skippy makes a few appearances in the movie. All around the neck of the character "Elvis" played by actor Anatole Taubman. The character is the number 2 bad guy in the movie. Cool.
The second time in the movie you see Skippy is towards the end & is a much better shot.
When we went to the movie we took our Skippy pendant so she could see the movie also.
She was very excited.

Foti By Chrome Hearts In UK Telegraph

OK we have been hearing about how Skippy makes an appearance in the new
James Bond movie " The Quantum of Solace". Now comes news from London.

Here is the quote from the newspaper:
The Quantum villain, "ruthless businessman" Dominic Greene, is played by Mathieu Almaric, who is dressed in "laid-back casual clothes," says style adviser Lindy Hemmings, "because he was in a very hot place". But the French actor's desert garb is accessorised with gothic-style jewellery for men from Foti by Chrome Hearts (The Wonder Room, Selfridges; 020 7318 3126), a design company founded by bikers in Los Angeles. The pieces include sinister silver skulls on top of a variety of figures - from lizards and little girls to dogs and astronauts - which can be hung from chains (from £205). Apparently Almaric was so taken with the rock 'n' roll look that Barbara Broccoli gave him a piece to keep.

link to original story
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/fashion/style/3365681/James-Bond-week-007-and-his-girls-are-back-with-a-crisp-new-look.html

yeah Skippy!!!

And Why Not

No Passengers

Top Half Of Skull Now Available For Parties

OK Back To Our Own Weird World Of Fun & Madness

Obama Speech

Everyone I spoke to at work today say they cried when they watched this speech.
Very proud day to be an American.
The last time I felt this proud of America was when I was 7 years old
& Kennedys dream came true when we landed a man on the moon.

Thank You America

Helloween 2008 pt2

Intense night in Malibu
These shots really say it all.

Helloween 2008

Best costume of the night.
Adobe From Willoughby

It's That Time Of Year Again

We Called Him Pitto

Dragonfly Joins Our Team

Click on this picture & check out the shadow of it's wing on the leaf.
We got his shot last week at our favorite magic garden.

Yee Haw Motherfucker!!!

The new Hank 3 Is Out!!!!

Naskull To The Rescue

Hello Tokyo

Recipe For The Rachel : Get Better: We Miss You

Found this recipe for you.
The photos on the web site of this dish looked disgusting.
So
Hey but it uses Catalina Dressing!
Come back to the factory....fucker

1 lb. ground beef (browned)
1 can light red kidney beans
2 tomatoes, cubed
1/4 - 12 head lettuce, cut or shredded
1 - pkg. taco seasoning mix (i use taco bell)
1 - sm. can sliced black olives, drained
1 - 8 oz package shredded cheddar cheese
1/2 of bag Tortilla Chips (Tostitos, Doritos Corn, or Mission, etc)
1/2 - 1 - 8oz bottle Creamy French Salad Dressing or Catalina Dressing

For Your Safety

Sculpture Comes To Life

This sculpture we made about a year ago suddenly came to life last night.

This has been one of the most bizarre months in years.

I Have No Idea Who These Humans Are

But I'm pretty sure there Who fans.

NOVA TOTIVS TERRARV ORBIS GEOGRAPHICA AC HYDROGRAPHICA TABVLA

The Metallic Aardvark

Mr. Philbos Is Here From Turkey!

This time he brought back the "Don't Look Down"

FDR Drive NY

3:37 AM 2003

MX Tonight

The Power & Caramelized Glory Of Mr. Kirk Hellie

A rare photo of Kirk taken back in 2003
interesting because his skull antenna is clearly visible

A Powerful Blow To My Human Brain

Kyoka Has Great Powers

My friend Kyoka who many of you know from the CH magazines
music CD's has a great new album. She was cool enough to use some of our
creatures on her album artwork. Great to see Clitzen got the cover.
Thanks Kyoka you are fucking cool.
The album "ufunfunfufu" is a must for every human.
Explore her world here http://www.myspace.com/kyoka

Visiting With Dolly

Sevierville Tennessee 2002

North Carolina