Thursday, July 30, 2009

Test Firing of Exhibition Display Goes Horribly Wrong




Yesterday while experimenting with a special effect for the upcoming Tokyo exhibition Keith put in a little too much gunpowder into a flash pot & look what happened. No one was hurt & no property was damaged.
And yes there will be alcohol served at the exhibition.

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Carved Teeter


Coming To Tokyo In Delicious Wood

Thursday, July 23, 2009

From Afghanistan: Floojin Stamp


Ruby Bullets

Cows Discuss Floojin Stamp


What does Floojin Stamp mean?
The cows have 5 ideas. But still just not sure.

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Our New Art Studio


I love all the lenses on the right side of the wall with velcro

Buzz Aldrin 2nd Man On The Moon


Buzz Aldrin was a hero of mine when I was seven years old. The second man to walk on the moon 40 years ago this week.
I just found this video of him punching some conspiracy theory asshole fuckwad that got in his face talking shit.
Great punch Buzz!

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Joe Foti Exhibition : FLOOJIN STAMP



In 100 Days
Our next exhibition will be held October 16th in
Tokyo at the world famous beautiful Chrome Hearts in Aoyama

The following week in Osaka October 23rd at the also beautiful
Osaka Chrome Hearts location.
I'll put up a map to the locations in both cities soon on this web page
more details coming
Please join us if you are in the area.

For space portal travelers the index entry code is
#4373533939-F534ggf#343524332456

Postcard artwork : "The Town of Machine"

Monday, July 6, 2009

Saturday, July 4, 2009

Red Foti Scarf Gets The Window In Japan



Available at all Chrome Hearts stores worldwide
Thanks Uchi & all the staff in Japan
See you soon

Friday, July 3, 2009

Amazing Video From The Space Station


Really love this. The Sarychev Volcano is located on a Russian Island off
the coast of Japan & it erupted June 12th 2009. This video
was captured by the International Space Station
More Video!!!!

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

The Big Guns in Iraq



Not really ...
From The Queen Mary in Long Beach

Monday, June 29, 2009

Yukarin Lookalike Spotted On The UCLA Campus!



Not sure who she really was , but as soon as she saw Mayumi she ran off screaming.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

The Street Michael Jackson Lived On



Michael lived about a mile from where we live & driving home tonight, this is what we saw

So sad.

Goodbye Michael

Found This In My Skull This Morning

Saturday, May 23, 2009

New Exhibition Details Being Delivered


The details of our next exhibition are being fine tuned.
Special agents are seen here delivering some final specifications
for forward command.
Wind down

Monday, May 18, 2009

Jarvis Poked With A Stick!


Late yesterday in Tennessee Jarvis was poked with a stick .
He ( Jarvis ) was trying to figure out why there has been so much fucking cattle on this blog lately.

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Just A Small Part Of Our Exciting Week


So I had this job back in the 90's. It was all done late at night & early morning.
I would search the oceans for downed airliners.
If I found one , I would try & sell them cattle.
The high sales point was the fact that you could breed them!

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Kiyoshiro Imawano Is Gone


We are so sad, Mayumi cried when we watched this video
Very cool human
1951-2009

Friday, May 1, 2009

Exciting News!!!!


Tennessee Traffic Cameras Go Full Color!!!!!
Hours of fun

Sunday, April 26, 2009

イイジャン ベツニ、、、、



Poor Kusanagi san!
We met him in Tokyo in 1998 & he was very friendly & cool
He actually stopped us on the street near Higashi Azabu.
We talked about Chrome Hearts & some bike movie
he was filming.

leave this guy alone... he didn't kill anyone.

I like Kusanagi san
but will still never buy a Smap CD

Friday, April 24, 2009

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Our New Attorney


Can a human get any cooler?

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Miss Lerlene Makes Appearance In A Movie




Last year a movie named" The Women" came out & had one of the cast wearing a Miss Lerlene T-shirt!
The cute actress name is India Ennenga & her name in the movie is Molly.
There is also a screenshot of Miss Lerlene with actress Annette Bening.

I encourage everyone to get the movie fast forward to this scene & then quickly turn it off.
Love Jada PinkettI wish she was wearing it too.

Monday, April 13, 2009

Marilyn Chambers Is Gone


R.I.P.
April 22 1952 April 12 2009

Look her up on Wikipedia if you don't know who she is.
A true American Pioneer

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

He He


From award winning photographer Julian Wolkenstein

Thanks Tokyo Shop


I Love That

Monday, April 6, 2009

Sunday, April 5, 2009

SquawDancePoseOff


This morning we woke up & there were about 40 of the worlds top models in our room.
They all had knives. It got really weird quick.

Saturday, April 4, 2009

Pouring Air Into My Skull


Found this strange room near Santa Barbara
Big giant Lizard chased me out