Happy Fourth Humans

Happy Birthday Grandpa!

In About 119 Days

It is beginning to get weird.

New Exhibition News To Be Announced Soon

Why Does This Happen Every Time On The Way To Malibu Now?

YeeHaw Motherfuckers!!

Part Of My Dream Last Night

We Miss Conway

You're the reason our kids are ugly

By Request

A Better Ending

Voila

Song About Her Vag

One of our favorite NY rappers

Oldest Known Picture Of Handhorseman

1954 somewhere in Texas or somewhere else

Tips For Humans

T-Shirt Tries To Escape CH Factory

Boris On Sunday

Our New Receptionist May Have A Coke Problem

Our Security Team Overreacted Last Night

Sorry but there are highly sensitive about the length of their skirts. It's best not to try & fuck with them.

Music For Monday

We Said It Before & We Will Say It Again : Fuck Tornadoes!!

This goes out to our friends in Oklahoma. Mother nature leave Oklahoma alone! It's where Merle Haggard''s parents are from ! Have some fucking respect!

Almost Ready

Take Time To Travel

Seen At The Vatican This Morning

Thanks to our operatives in Rome. See you in 19 hours.

Our Lunch Date Today

I Just Ordered One In Red

I'm A Knickerbocker!

When A Bear Eats Your Face

Himmels Karte

If you know how to read this...enjoy!

The Dream Dinner

wish I was in Kyoto

Small Explosion At CH Factory Today

take a look at this piece of shit light . It fell to the floor & exploded. A small flame jumped out & almost caught my boots on fire.  I believe this light came from hell. I have removed it from the property.

Thanks Tree

Floating Full Torso Spectre Spotted At Chrome Hearts Today About 3:42 PM

That's not it

Hep!

Where 's The Chop?

Jimi Hendrix 1965 Night Train Television Show

Check out Jimi in the back on the left

He He

Last Nights Police Sobriety Check Point In Malibu

Very disturbing. Lucky I was not driving.Thanks Steve for the transportation home.Your craft
was perfect.

Found In The Desert

The Great Marlena Shaw

A fellow New Yorker born on a 22

From Somewhere Deep Inside The Chrome Hearts Factory

A thousand dollar prize will be awarded if you can name the location & time of day the picture was taken.

Merle Haggard Doing Impressions

Jett Bagg

We are back on Earth . Thank you for leaving the light on for us.

Time To Fly

So long L. A.

Connection With The Mothership Today

Met this little guy in the park today. He spoke 9 languages. Fascinating Capatain

Get A Really High Antenna On The Roof Of Your Vehicle

Driving in a snow storm in Georgia in the 70's our CB antenna  on the roof of the car , froze into a huge vertical ice needle. It is now on permanent display at the Choni Choni Niku museum in Antietam

Goose

Skippy's Party Guests

Thats All From The Tri-Cities For Now Friends

Spotted Near Goose Pimple Junction TN

The black ones produce the chocolate milk

Books In Las Vegas

Ok so I got my books today & it was indeed true they had been to Las Vegas. One book has a stupid tattoo & the other book smells like cheap gin & a $20 hooker.
thanks USPS

The US Postal System Does Not Work Well

Look at this tracking of a book I ordered. On April 5th it arrived in Bell California which is about 5 miles from my location. The next entry it is on it's way to Las Vegas! What the fuck!! I want my book!
Never ever use the US postal system . Privatise it now! Let Fed Ex run it, they could figure it out in about 2 days.

Special Nod To Freedom Hall In Johnson City TN

Cool 7,000 seat venue in Johnson City  TN. This is where in the 1970's I saw Lynyrd Skynyrd, Aerosmith, Kiss, Blue Oyster Cult, Nazareth, The Ike & Tina Turner Revue, Black Sabbath, The Ramones, Rush, Ted Nugent, Bob Seger , Foghat, Marshall Tucker,Montrose, Wet Willie, Black Oak Arkansas, Elvin Bishop, Robin Trower, Mothers Finest, Kansas, Starz, ZZ Top, Bad Company, The Godz, The Dictators,The Outlaws, and many many more classic bands. In February of 1977 my mom saw Elvis here. Elvis was gone 5 months later. Sorry I missed him.

The Longest Train I Ever Saw