Last night some fucker in a wheelchair tried to get onto our property.
Before our alarm system even woke us up our
robotic sentry friend had him stopped. First disabled his chair by projecting a spare
K-rod into the wheelbase. Then held him at bay improvising a weapon out of an
old barbecue spit. That fucking robot is incredibly fast & smart.
The dogs finished off the carcass & we're using the chair as a plant holder.
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